So all these years I’ve opted for
the much more mature “haha.” Or, if I’m particularly tickled, the “bahaha”or
the “hahahahahahahahaha.” But never the “LOL” or the “ROFL” or the really ridiculous
“ROFLOL.”
Still with me?
Good.
Because lately, my resolve has
weakened. I’ve found myself responding to entire emails with a simple “Lol.” I’ve
left Facebook comments that include that horrific letter combination, and I’ve
even texted, yes, TEXTED the abominable “Lol.”
I keep telling myself, “Self, you’ve
got to get it together. You’re better than this. You’re smarter than this. You
don’t want people to think about a Star Trek character whose brains are coming
out of his ears when in fact you are just laughing. And you aren’t even really
laughing. You’re chuckling. So maybe you could instead type Col...no, scratch
that. You don’t want people to always think of Col. Mustard when you laugh.
Sigh. See this predicament you’ve gotten us in?”
So two seconds ago, I decided to
accept this stupid phase of life and just deal with the fact that I was now a “Lol-er.”
And then it happened. When I was thinking
about a response to an email I received, I began whispering to myself (this is
a horrible trait I got from my dad. THANKS, DAD). I whispered my imagined reply
and then out of nowhere, I included a “Lol.”
Except I didn’t laugh aloud or even
chuckle. I just seamlessly inserted my weird, pronounceable version of “Lol” right
smack dab in the middle of my sentence. One moment, I was responding intelligently
and the next, I was summoning Commander Lol and all of his ear brains. All of
this happened while I remained emotionally astute. No smile. No physical
indication that I could maybe squeak out an actual laugh. No, “Lol” took care
of that for me. Apparently, accepting him into your life means that you no
longer need to actually laugh or chuckle at things. You need only to say the
name “Lol.”
Stupid, Lol. You’ve replaced my
ability to laugh aloud.
And, you make me sound dumb.
This post made me LOL :-D
ReplyDeleteI'm still holding out against the lol but sometimes I slip. I also have an emoticon problem :-(
I am so with you! I held out for the longest too. Then one day, I did it. And there's no turning back at that point! LMFAO … Translated, Laugh My Funny Aches Off.. FTR! :)
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the dark side. Have a cookie. LOL!
ReplyDeleteClay - Emoticons are the new exclamations points :)
ReplyDeleteRaj - Ugh, I don't think I'll ever go down the LMFAO route...
Winter - grrrrrr
Raj told me I had to come read this post and it made me...
ReplyDeleteWait, I won't say it.
Melissa has me writing "Hehe" a lot now. Hehe. <-- See, it's like an impulse. Can't. Stop. Myself.
But I do admit, I alternate between Hehe, Haha, and Lol. Which, if I really think about it--and I don't--all sound equally absurd.
Actually, there was almost a "Lol" on Star Trek. It's one of the most touching episodes of The Next Generation.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Lal
I'll go back and hide in my geeky little corner now.
Lindsay - No. Wrong. Haha sounds WAY less absurd than lol. ;)
ReplyDeleteJohn - I'VE SEEN THAT EPISODE! I must have blocked it out of my memory until just now when I opened that link.
And thank you for providing this great insight. Tad doesn't read my blog, so who is there to geek-check me?! No one! I'm on the loose!