For Better or Worse

(Crazy eyes)

When you hire a photographer and demand access to every picture, you end up with quite a few funnies. It's not their fault. It's yours. You wanted them, so you got them. (Photographers who don't give you access to every photo usually pull the bad ones so that you don't even know they exist).

As I sift through my mass of weddings photos (taken by Cole and Lindsay May) and pick out the ones I want to be re-touched, I cannot deny you the pleasure of viewing some of our most outrageous outtakes. Get ready, you're in for a ride.

Uniform pose:

A bit too Armani:

A bit too creepy:

Just plain unflattering:

Where's mom?

Mom? Are you there?

Straightest arm in the world:

You're welcome.