Called to be an secretary

It's funny how your calling can hit you at any moment out of nowhere. Mine hit me whilst checking my Gmail:

Why, yes! Yes, I've always wanted to become an secretary! I cannot think of anything more fulfilling or thrilling than being an secretary. As a young girl, I dreamed of one day going to school and learning how to become an helper of many sorts. An typer, an filer, an scheduler--AN SECRETARY.

And now? Now, I have an key. And I'm going to unlock the door to my future.

Better write a check for my fee Info!