Monday, November 16, 2009

Here's an Idea!

I am convinced that there should be warning labels on certain food items. Imagine how helpful it would be to know:

WARNING (ACHTUNG!): SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK IS NOT RUNNY. IT IS GLOOPY. GLOOPY, GLOOPY, GLOOPY. ALL PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS THAT THE SUBSTANCE WILL PERFORM AS MILK DOES SHOULD BE DISREGARDED.
POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS FROM SMELLING SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO A LOSS OF APPETITE, CONSTANT GAGGING, THOUGHTS OF PROJECT ABORTION, A FEAR OF DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE SUBSTANCE, AND A COMPLETE INABILITY TO ENJOY THE FINAL PRODUCT.

Knowing these things would have helped immensely. We can only hope to stomach the Lemon Poppyseed Pie.
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Posted by Amanda at 10:29 PM
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2 comments:

  1. Jeremy1984November 16, 2009 at 10:45 PM

    stink :( ive had that before through my creations..... I loved this warning label "Thoughts of Project Abortion" Amazing Amanda keep being you :D

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  2. AnonymousNovember 17, 2009 at 9:37 PM

    That's why they have called it "condensed", Amanda. As for the smell, I hear ya, but fortunately, the final products always far outway the ingredients. ~mom

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