Monday, November 9, 2009

Unsolved Mysteries: Modern Warfare 2

At 20:45:00, Tad, decked out in full camo, left to sit outside of GameStop in anticipation of the release of Modern Warfare 2 at midnight.

Friends and family are left with these questions:

1) Why is it that Tad, who must routinely be reminded to shower, did so without coercion for tonight's big event?
2) When did said event become enough reason for him to take off an entire day of work?
3) How is it that he will be able to tolerate standing in line for three hours to get this game when standing in line at Wal-Mart for ten minutes is out of the question?
4) Where exactly has the money come from to pay for his XBox Live subscription, considering neither his wife nor friends passed him funds.

And lastly,
5) How long before his wife is annoyed at some aspect of the game and demands that he play it quietly or minimally when present?

If you, or anyone you know has information that could lead to toward answers to these questions, comment in the box on the screen. Or, if you do not see the box on your screen, click on "comments".

Until next time on Unsolved Mysteries.

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  1. Tad Is Snake, Therefore mysterious and always pulls through. However Maybe he is just living life and being snipish. Perhaps thats all something we need to get all used to :)

  2. you may not like the answer about where he getshis excess funds...

    and taking off work to play a game... hmmm.

    i give the annoyance until tomorrow night. then you should schedule a girls' night to give tad plenty of time to game and plenty of time for you to spend excess amounts of cash equal to his xbox live subscription.


  3. priorities..?
    he's bad at them..

    but modern warfare 2 is understandable :D
    its the next big thing since halo 3

  4. Ok haters, listen up!

    1. I showered because I was getting stinky
    2. Even a BBC article was wondering how many people would take off work to play the game
    3. its a nerd thing
    4. People... I just got a job. Jobs are where money comes from. Last month I didn't have any money and had to use my free month subscription card. Mystery solved.
    5. I'm always mindful and courteous with the volume on the TV during games these days.

    Lastly, and most importantly, I won the official Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 countdown timer store display from Game Stop because I dressed up.

    "Judge not lest ye be judged yourself."

  5. AND, in Tad's defense, he saw this as a last hurrah, so to speak.

    In all honesty, I didn't care too much. Except for point 2. But I got over that by simply not asking about it! Ignorance is bliss.