Men with Jobs Are Hard to Find

We're getting ready to head out, because Tad has a second interview for the position of Team Member at an upstanding and up and coming food service chain. I know, I know. But this is especially exciting, for, if hired, he'll have the chance to move up the chain of command. And then he'll stop saying things like:

"A college degree is only so much toilet paper."

and

"I spend $100000 on nothing. Nothing!"

and

" [INSERT NAME HERE] has a job! [INSERT NAME HERE] has a job! What do I have? A $100000 piece of toilet paper!"

We commemorated this event with a taco dinner.