Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Don't I feel salty...



Do you see it?


How about there?


OR THERE?

I have a sweat issue. Thankfully, today was cool, dry-pitt weather. Unthankfully, I forgot that the last time I wore this pink shirt, it had been in the 90's and I was stuck in a stuffy conference room for hours on end.

Unthankfully, I forgot about the subsequent salt ring on my shirt.

Unthankfully, I saw the ring while in the bathroom at work, AFTER I had completed a meeting with a client and AFTER I had put more than half the day behind me.

How many times had I raised my arms in public that day? How often had I placed my hands on my hips? How frequently had I reached for something in front of someone else? HOW OFTEN HAD I MORTIFIED EVERYONE WITHIN TWENTY FEET OF MY SALT RINGS??

3 comments:

  1. oh amanda just get predander. its for after you put on the deodorant...... its embarassing but its cool ive never seen a "Salt Ring" :D

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  2. Oh my gosh. I also suffer from sweat issues. And after the fact, I always think, "I'm cool with my co-workers...why didn't someone SAY something?"

    Is it awkward that I've never commented on your blog before, and I've come out only to say that I also have discovered the dreaded salt-ring under my pits? Yikes.

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